Merry Christmas!! What are you doing today??

Merry Christmas to y’all lovers!!!!

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How excited are you about today????

First off, this post was unplanned! I was just too excited we are in my favorite time of the year. There’s so much food everywhere to start with. There’s so much joy & celebration in the air and I cannot even pretend I am not loving it.

I am excitedly dancing shaku shaku and legit breaking the norm today. And, just so you know how much norm I am determined to break, see how I started my Christmas day. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Ijebu garri
Iya shakirat groundnut
Dano milk
Sugar +groundnut
Rice? Not today pls

Few days ago, my 6-year-old niece was telling me things she knew about me and the first thing she said was, “You are the aunty that likes to drink garri ehn”.

Pls, don’t come here to tell me how having this palatable and delicious garri for breakfast is unhealthy. I am allowed to eat anything and everything today and so are you! My love for garri is natural and totally has nothing to do with poverty. Even when I finally marry Anthony Joshua and we are living in the US with our beautiful kids, I will still be drinking garri there and any attempt to stop me is me calling 911 to report him for manslaughter.

For lunch? I am not sure what I want to have but I am so trying not to eat rice. If you have anything other than rice, you can invite me over to come eat your food but with enough turkey biko. I am not worried about fat. The only part of my body that gets fat is my cheeks #teampuffpuffcheeks

I plan to go to the cinemas to see movies later on. I want to see chief daddy, king of boys, merry men and lion heart before the end of this year. The aforementioned movies have  gotten awesome reviews and I cannot wait to watch and you should too.

So people! What are you eating today? The usual rice or are you going to be like me who would probably try beans and millipede for lunch? Are you going anywhere or you just gonna stay home??? How would you be spending your day???? Pls connect with me. I want to know how many people I’d be meeting & bumping into today 💃🏻

PS: if you are going to be in any  cinema on the island and you see a petite fair girl in oversize dress Struggling to use the escalator, then that’s me. I never forget to be terrified on that thing.

Merry Christmas once again 🎉
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19 Comments Add yours

  1. Danny says:

    Hilarious as always.. never a dull moment with Peace the entertainer.

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  2. Resh says:

    OMG. I’m terrified of escalators too! I thought I was alone😔

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    1. cliquetalk says:

      It’s so embarrassing Rehema. 😢
      Merry Christmas Girlie ❤️

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      1. Resh says:

        We’ll be okay. Happy Holidays doll ♥

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  3. Austine Cj says:

    Only your cheek get fat. Soon u ill start having big head and that your funny niece ill be like ” aunty big head that likes drinking garri” . Merry Christmas to you dear.

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    1. cliquetalk says:

      Lol
      Il Un-niece her.
      Merry Christmas 🎄

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  4. Matt says:

    😂😂
    I like you abeg. Eat everything and anything. No send anybody .
    I will be chilling with guys. Merry Christmas

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    1. cliquetalk says:

      Lol.
      Merry Christmas Matt

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  5. Aunty buh Anthony Joshua is British now not American! Merry Christmas enjoy your garri

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    1. cliquetalk says:

      Lol Deshi. I didn’t know the British are banned from living in the US o.

      Merry Christmas

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      1. Matt says:

        Lol. US or UK. What’s the difference? It’s thesame Anthony nau

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    2. Matt says:

      The post never claimed Anthony Joshua is American. US is the place she wishes to stay with him.

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  6. Merry Christmas. 😊
    I’ll spend today writing and reading stuff. I’m not exactly in my best mood today, so I’m not celebrating anything. Besides, money no dey, so I’m on a low-key something 😂
    Later today, I’ll go visit my uncle. He’s promising I’d have a ponmo-ny and chicken-ish Christmas if I come over so hell yeah, I’m coming over.

    But Christmas this year is dry shaa. Mah ASSU do fast and call off this strike.

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    1. cliquetalk says:

      I thought I was the only broke one o 😭 but don’t worry we won’t carry this brokeness to 2019!!!!
      Pls be in your best mood. Let the scent of chicken from the kitchen cheer you up. That chicken scent works like magic. And may God bless your uncle for not being as stingy as mine.
      Don’t worry. Sense will not elude ASUU again in 2019.
      Merry Christmas obinnaya lol

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  7. favourite girl says:

    merry Christmas baby girl. i will go see some friends today for a possible hangout and thats all. what will i eat? already had tea this morning and i’m very sure i will eat rice today. good luck with your beans and millipede lmao

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    1. cliquetalk says:

      My favorite girl.
      Merry Christmas to you and your friends. ❤️

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  8. Anon says:

    hahaha..i want to talk but you have already justified that you have the right to eat anything and everything today. i will be home today with my family and laptop for movies and yes o. rice is on fire lol. merry Christmas peace

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    1. cliquetalk says:

      Lol
      Pls don’t talk.
      Merry Christmas to you and your family ❤️

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