Earpiece Addiction😭

If after I paid you a visit,  you realised your iPhone x max, Philippe Geneva diamond chain wristwatch and your earpiece were missing, please! don’t call me to interrogate me on your iPhone and wristwatch whereabout. I am not a thief and would never stoop as low as an iPhone and wrist watch, only that I…

I was scammed.

Sometime in September, my sister hurried home and was excitedly soliloquizing, ” I will buy one land in Lekki. One in owerri and another one close to seme border. I was diluting my garri, milk and sugar quizzically staring at her when she barked “peace! Where is that your calculator? Come and calculate this money…

I haven’t paid my tithe since January!

Am I the only one who hasn’t paid her tithe since the beginning of this year??? I am talking about this now because my guilty conscience has killed me and is about to bury me. Every time I am buying my 1,500 naira human hair or trying to spoil myself silly with 200naira Boli (roasted…

My signature challenge!

In line with silver and gold, another thing I don’t have is a permanent signature! After several attempts to own one, I resorted to using my finger prints unashamedly.  Regardless the fact that simple signatures of strokes & curves can be hard to master, some people will still go as far as drawing their family…