Life as a Lagos state corper.

Sometime last year, they stole our street transformer so there was power outage for like 2months. I was going for my weekly cds one of those mornings when this seemingly sensible 60-something-year-old man cornered me. “corper shun! what h-are you doing about the missing transformer? for 2 months now no light and you are just…

Earpiece Addiction😭

If after I paid you a visit,  you realised your iPhone x max, Philippe Geneva diamond chain wristwatch and your earpiece were missing, please! don’t call me to interrogate me on your iPhone and wristwatch whereabout. I am not a thief and would never stoop as low as an iPhone and wrist watch, only that I…

I was scammed.

Sometime in September, my sister hurried home and was excitedly soliloquizing, ” I will buy one land in Lekki. One in owerri and another one close to seme border. I was diluting my garri, milk and sugar quizzically staring at her when she barked “peace! Where is that your calculator? Come and calculate this money…

My signature challenge!

In line with silver and gold, another thing I don’t have is a permanent signature! After several attempts to own one, I resorted to using my finger prints unashamedly.  Regardless the fact that simple signatures of strokes & curves can be hard to master, some people will still go as far as drawing their family…